Delightfully unsophisticated, these aren’t the movie recaps you expect—but they are the ones you deserve. Join us every Friday as we dive into a new movie, bringing the story to life in a brand new format. With immersive storytelling from two published authors, pearl-clutching jokes, character roasts, and hilarious banter, you can expect 45-50 mins of pure entertainment.
Episodes
6 days ago
6 days ago
Taking it way back with a Tim Burton classic, Edward Scissor Hands. Starring Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder. This proves that white women really WILL try to rescue any. And reminds us that MLM's are not millennial hell device, they've been been around for a long time.
Also, Johnny Depp in leather. With scissor hands. For some fucking reason.
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Girl, You Didn't Even Try (Movie Recap, Ella Enchanted)
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Rounding off October with this flouncy, early 2000's number we recap Ella Enchanted. Starring Anne Hathaway, Hugh Fancy, Minnie Driver and Vivica Fox.
It's fun, it's medieval, it's... modern? You'll see what we mean. Ella is way too smart to have gone 17 years with this curse. We literally spent 3 hours with her curse and came up with like 15 loopholes. But we'll forgive it, because without it she wouldn't have got her golden retriever, almost man bun having Prince/King.
Friday Oct 25, 2024
I Knew That Jawline (Movie Recap, Van Helsing)
Friday Oct 25, 2024
Friday Oct 25, 2024
In the spirit of spooky season, we recap this fantasy masterpiece starring Hugh Jackman (who Courtney didn't recognize by face, but by Jawline). There's a lot going on here and honestly, what's not to love? You got your monsters, your fairy tales, your religious trauma and your morally corrupt murderous angelic man (maybe still angel?). Plus, there is a man bun. Oh, there's a plot too. But that's less important than the man bun tbh.
Friday Oct 11, 2024
Girls Will Be Girls (Movie Recap, Pure)
Friday Oct 11, 2024
Friday Oct 11, 2024
A recap of purely (pun intended) girly things. Summoning a demon, the mother of demons to be more specific, at an ALT right purity camp. These girls really saw an opportunity to say 'we're just girls' and said bet, summoning Lilith and taking vengence. Jahkara Smith, McKaley Miller, Ciara Bravo, Annalisa Cochrane are an absolute delight, while Scott Porter and Jim Klock are... well, there. Mayor Paul (Ginny and Georgia reference) would never do this to us, but Pastor Seth definitely would, and does.
Friday Oct 04, 2024
No Alien Banging! (Movie Recap, The Adjustment Bureau)
Friday Oct 04, 2024
Friday Oct 04, 2024
Oh. My. God. A Sci-Fi movie where no one had to have sex with an alien? We are totally down for this recap starring Matt Damon and Emily Blunt that centers around, wait for it, FATE. We think. Like if we had to name it, we'd name it Fate. This movie is the perfect example of 'if he wanted to, he would.' Because Matt Damon wanted to, and he did. More than once. And that chemistry? Give it an EGOT.
Friday Sep 27, 2024
Are WE The Uglies? (Movie Recap, Uglies)
Friday Sep 27, 2024
Friday Sep 27, 2024
Gen Z is finally getting their YA movie mania. Or, sorta. They got this one. This singular movie. Starring Joey King, Laverne Cox, Keith Power, Chase Stokes and Brianne Tju, we deep dive into this dystopian hell where you're insecurities are highlighted. But don't worry, when you turn 16, before you can drive a car, you get to consent to major plastic surgery and change anything you want about your appearance. Not only do you GET to, you're required to. The other option is living in the woods with a bunch of Uglies who are objectively hotter that the Pretties.
Don't worry, we're confused too.
Friday Sep 20, 2024
'00's Teenage Boy Crack (Movie Recap, Fight Club)
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Friday Sep 20, 2024
Starring Ed Norton, Brad Pitt and Helena Bonham Carter we recap this cult classic that starred in the fantasies of teenage boys (and some adult men) for years. We understand that this movie was made for men, by men. And it shows. No follow up questions, blind following into violence, not a secretary or assistant in sight but magically things are getting done. Hell, someone is even filing. This movie is the epitome of a man's spank bank- beating the shit out of each other instead of going to therapy.
Friday Sep 13, 2024
Just Boys Kissing (Movie Recap, Challengers)
Friday Sep 13, 2024
Friday Sep 13, 2024
Friday Sep 06, 2024
Skins Suits or nah? (Movie Recap, I Am Number Four)
Friday Sep 06, 2024
Friday Sep 06, 2024
The YA book to movie adaptation boom wouldn't have been complete without hot teenage alien chosen ones. This movie goes hard on that trope. We're left with a lot of lingering questions, but our inner teenagers are satisfied.
Friday Aug 30, 2024
Shroom Therapy For Men (Movie Recap, Knocked Up)
Friday Aug 30, 2024
Friday Aug 30, 2024
These two really did too much. It was 2007, not 1807. They didn't have to get married cause they fell victim to tequila shots and got pregnant. It was modern times, my loves. Their relationship honestly sounds like the beginning to a bad a joke, but like in a genuinely funny way?
Starring Katherine Heigel, Seth Rogan, Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd this week's deep dive recaps the 2007 Rom Com, Knocked Up.