
Delightfully unsophisticated, these aren’t the movie recaps you expect—but they are the ones you deserve. Join us every Friday as we dive into a new movie, bringing the story to life in a brand new format. With immersive storytelling from two published authors, pearl-clutching jokes, character roasts, and hilarious banter, you can expect 45-50 mins of pure entertainment.
Episodes

Thursday May 23, 2024
Manic Pixie Dream Girl...In Your Dreams (Movie Recap, 500 Days of Summer)
Thursday May 23, 2024
Thursday May 23, 2024
Is Zooey Deschanel the villain? Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt the villain? Its the age old debate with this cult classic. We go through all 500 Days of Summer with Tom and offer a new option in this recap... Is there even a villain?

Thursday May 16, 2024
Five Seconds? We Needs Details (Movie Recap, The Idea of You)
Thursday May 16, 2024
Thursday May 16, 2024
For this week's recap- imagine, you're a 40 year old divorcee with a teenage daughter. Your ex-husband bails on parenting time on your BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. Your life is over. WRONG. Because you're Anne Hathaway. You're gonna go to Coachella, meet a pop star (Nicholas Galitzine), then tour with him around Europe all summer and see what them hands do.

Thursday May 09, 2024
Secrets, You Have Secrets My Dude (Movie Recap, All Good Things)
Thursday May 09, 2024
Thursday May 09, 2024
This week we recap this based on true events movie starring Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst. They may have changed his name, but they couldn't change the creep factor or his implied guilt of at least 2 murders (and accessory to another). While well never know exactly what happened to his wife, he do know he had a wall of windows. And that speaks for itself.

Friday May 03, 2024
Ass-Ass-In. Say It, It's Fun (Book Recap, Throne of Glass by Sarah J Maas)
Friday May 03, 2024
Friday May 03, 2024
What kind of messy intrigue are you involved with? The answer for our teenage assassin is, well...a lot. Anything she can find honestly. Even after adamantly stating she will not get involved. All while navigating a love triangle between her guard and the prince. Ladies and Gents, it's time for Courtney to introduce Rose to the cult she's been begging for by dragging her further into the SJM universe with this book discussion.

Friday Apr 26, 2024
I'm Impressed There Was Only One Murder (Movie Recap, Cruel Intentions)
Friday Apr 26, 2024
Friday Apr 26, 2024
On the heels of TTPD's release we needed to feel... Well, tortured. Emotionally mangled. Cruel manipulation. Some less than honorable intentions if you will. And this movie delivered from the joyless, unsupervised teenagers, all the way to the vehicular manslaughter and a surprise funeral revenge plot? Yes, please. This recap is almost as wild as the subject material.

Friday Apr 12, 2024
Child Sacrifice To Whom? (Movie Recap, Awake)
Friday Apr 12, 2024
Friday Apr 12, 2024

Friday Apr 05, 2024
Purely Delightful Feminine Rage (Movie Recap, Damsel)
Friday Apr 05, 2024
Friday Apr 05, 2024
We will never forgive TikTok for delaying our watching of "Damsel," the 2024 dark fantasy starring the phenomenal Millie Bobby Brown. This movie is all about feminine rage and revenge, so buckle up girly pop, we are diving into a deep pit to settle some old royal family debts. Not willingly, of course. That's where the rage part comes in. Join us for our hilarious recap of the young maiden who refused to die a virgin.

Friday Mar 29, 2024
The D Always Finds A Way (Movie Recap, Upgraded)
Friday Mar 29, 2024
Friday Mar 29, 2024
When an ambitious young woman tells a little white lie on a plane to impress the hot British guy beside her, she has no idea how far she will have to take it. After all, doesn't she know the first rule of a rom-com? The stranger sitting beside you on a plane is someone who you will FOR SURE have to deal with for the rest of your life.
On our search for a modern Rom-Com that ticks all our boxes brought us to the 2024 romantic comedy Upgraded, staring Camila Mendes, Archie Renaux, and our queen Marisa Tommie (who should be wearing a cape and eating men). Did this rom-com do it for us? You'll have to tune in to find out. But I'll give you a spoiler: we had a blast recapping it and laughed our little heads off.

Friday Mar 22, 2024
Let's Ruin A Wedding (Movie Recap, Anyone But You)
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Rose was dying to watch Anyone But You for the podcast. A rom-com enemies to lovers feature two hot actors? This was right up our alley. However, while we usually lovingly drag movies over the coals, this movie we tie to train tracks. This movie really got us going. So buckle up and prepare, we are on our bullshit this episode. Hilarity ensues. Hope you enjoy!

Thursday Mar 14, 2024
Men Should Prob Fear Women More (Movie Recap, You Get Me)
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
This episode we recap the wacky thriller You Get Me staring Bella Thorne and a grown man trying to pass for a teenage boy. When young guy finds the perfect window during his 24hr break up from his girlfriend to hook up with another girl, he gets what he deserves--an obsessed stalker who infiltrates his life, seduces his friends, and takes out anyone in the way. We aren't sure what the game plan is here, but it's pure girlboss energy, to be honest with you. This movie is so bad it's good. Don't miss our hilarious and unserious recap/discussion of this movie. You know what to expect: great storytelling (if we do say so ourselves), hilarious banter, two best friends vibing. What are you waiting for?